Tim Tebow Facts
June 21, 2009 by Mat Houchens
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To play on some of the famous Chuck Norris Facts, I have converted them over to Tim Tebow Facts:
- Tim Tebow can eat just one Lay’s Potato Chip
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Tim Tebow jumps out
- The recent earthquake off the coast of Florida measured 6.0 on the Richter scale, or .024 Tim Tebows
- Life doesn’t give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
- Chuck Norris wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
- Tim Tebow invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. (I just thought that was hilarious)
- Kids piss their name into snow, Tim Tebow pisses his name into concrete
Please fee free to chime in with some of your favorites!
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