Your new Florida Gator head coach…

Okay…I’ve got it all figured out. I know where everyone will be coaching next year. Everyone is predicting that Charlie Weis gets fired from Notre Dame at the end of the season. Once that happens, Urban Meyer is packing up his things and heading out of town. I’m really surprised his house isn’t already for sale.  Who wouldn’t want to live in South Bend during the winter? It’s such a bright, cheery place.  Notre Dame has their man. The heads of Gator fans across the nation start exploding.

A recent “hot seat” coach, Mark Richt interviews for the Florida job, but his inability to win in the state of Florida doesn’t sit well with Jeremy Foley and he’s quickly eliminated from contention. Richt will wait a year until Jimbo Fisher fails miserably and take over at Florida State.

The new Georgia position is taken by Steve Spurrier, who wants to focus on all the golf courses in the state of Georgia and would actually have a shot at recruiting and winning with a marketable program. Any Gator fan whose head didn’t explode when Meyer left, has just given up on college football altogether.

South Carolina can’t break away from the Holtz family and ends up hiring current East Carolina coach Skip Holtz. In a related story, Charlie Strong is seen taking a flight to Greenville, NC.

Pete Carroll of USC gets tired of hearing about the SEC and wants to prove he can win in the best conference. That’s right….Carroll is your new coach at Florida. Phil Fulmer is named head coach at USC three days later.

Oh…and Lane Kiffin still sucks at his job so Tennessee brings in Tommy Tuberville as the head coach and Kiffin is demoted to “Assistant to the Head Coach.”Aren’t you happy I’m here to sort it all out?

Which Coach Did Not Vote Tim Tebow First Team All SEC? Steve Spurrier

After Tebow wasn’t named unanimous to All SEC team, I was not the only one that has begun the hunt to find out who did not vote for Tebow as first team All SEC.

The first coach that came to mind in everyone’s head was Lane Kiffin.  Due to his words about Meyer and in general to UF, all fingers pointed to Kiffing right away until recently when Kiffin publicly made it known who he voted for: Tim Tebow.  So I give you back a couple points of respect Lane Kiffin.

On Wednesday, Kentucky coach Rich Brooks; Mississippi State coach Dan Mullen; Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino; and Vanderbilt coach Bobby Johnson confirmed they voted for the Gators quarterback as well.

Thursday was Day 2 of the SEC media days, and the hunt was even more narrowed. Georgia’s Mark Richt said he voted for Tebow; Alabama’s Nick Saban said he did, as well.

“It would be very difficult for somebody not to vote for Tim, but I guess they did,” Richt said. “Maybe it was a mistake.”

This is the second year in a row the pick was not unanimous.  Although last year there could have been doubt due to the previous season the Gators and with Stafford still being in the mix, that could be reasoned to pick Stafford.

We have it narrowed down to three coaches:

• Steve Spurrier
• Les Miles
• Gene Chizik

Which one do you think it was?  My bets are on Les Miles.

UPDATE

Results are in… Steve Spurrier is the culptrit according to sources.

However, now it seems it’s a mistake.

Not sure if it’s a mistake because people made such a big deal or if it was an honest mistake.

Nonetheless, let’s move on.